"Scorpions"

Господи, если у англоязычных металлистов тексты на уровне подготовительной группы детсада, то что можно говорить о бундесах которые до сих пор толком язык не выучили и тексты пишут по словарю, как мы с друзьями в седьмом классе?

Меня особенно прикалывали их ранние попытки писать этакую хеви мистику:


the sails of charon

Dark night, there is no light in the realm of the black magic man
Soul's flight into the cold light of the destroyer's magic land
Poor man whose spirits are stronger
There the ones who will reign, your strugglings are in vain
Blind man, you're sucking your own blood
Soon black magic's dying, you'd better start crying

Blind man, you're sucking your own blood
Soon black magic's dying, you'd better start crying

Burn out your evil desire
The dark angel's kingdom is built out of mire...

Burn out your evil desire
The dark angel's kingdom is built out of mire
Keep out for the kingdom of light
There is no darkness, and there is no night

...или романтическую хиппню:

Fly People Fly

And I see the tears in your eyes
The rain will fall tonight
And tonight we'll go to the sky
Because and we fly
All together
Fly to the sky
Fly to the rainbow
Fly people fly
Fly people fly
And I see the smile on your face
When you look into space
He's so bright and he is so great
Come on or it's too late
All together
Fly to the sky
Fly to the rainbow
Fly people fly
Fly people fly
See the rainbow in the sun
The man will not go
And the world they have no fun
Hurry up people run
All together
Fly to the sky
Fly to the rainbow
Fly people fly
Fly people fly
All together
Fly to the sky
Fly to the rainbow
Fly people fly
Fly people fly

Уржаться, это значит ничего не сказать!